You, take off those pants, it's an emergency.
Plot Twist

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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ask-koki-kariya:

theperksofbeinggod:

itslifesaidshe:

lesliebliss:

toxic-ponies:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

This is literally me cooking dinner for myself, every night. Sad music, cheap dip and all.

This guy has always been my favorite.

You guys don’t understand how sad this video makes me.

someone do this video with “Mad World” by Gary Jules

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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shsl-pasta:

nailed it

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains (official music video) with lyrics

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

falvie:

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD

falvie:

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.